Got up at 2pm today. I know I know, its kinda gross but I couldnt have faced the world anytime sooner. The weathers getting bad and the days are getting shorter. Plus, I couldnt handle the idea of going outside and inevitably spending money… especially after last nights unexpected splurge! Thats the second time this week I’ve spent well over 150 squid on clothing. Tut tut.
After much deliberation I decided to rise out of my cesspit and go a walk through the meadows. My subconscious fashion fixation took me to Armstrongs, one of the best vintage shops in the city. I spotted a few denim shirts and jackets to die for but my conscience got the better of me, I’ve spent WAY too much on clothing lately! And thats something I never thought Id hear myself say.
As a special not-buying-anything treat I headed to Peter’s Yard for a coffee and a snacklet.

Anyone who can do that to a cappuccino deserves a medal in my opinion. And their pastries are to die for! No photos of those yet but I’m sure I’ll find time to post one up soon.
Sipping on my coffee reading the Scotsman, an article caught my eye. A Norwegian has been arrested in Denmark trying to smuggle ten albino geckos and 14, yes FOURTEEN, royal pythons into the country by strapping them into stockings and ducktaping them to his stomach. Now seriously, how crazy would you have to be? The fact he was only 22 shocked me as well. Clearly there arent just a lot of mentlists out there, but a lot of young mentalists too.
And talk about trouser snakes…